Underland

Friday, January 24, 2003:

Why the fuck does paper beat rock? Does this make sense to anyone?

Any fucking rock is going to go right through paper. Duh. This is such bullshit.

I'm familiar with the reasoning: paper wraps around rock, right?

Who the fuck cares?! Is a bit of paper wrapping going to stop rock from doing whatever the fuck rock wants to do?

Rock wins. Rock always wins.



Johnny // 1:56 AM

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Sunday, January 19, 2003:

Worst "Girls Gone Wild" spin-off videos:

Cats Gone Wild
Your Mom Gone Wild
Girls with Down Syndrome Gone Wild



Johnny // 1:17 AM

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