Underland

Saturday, August 17, 2002:

Chess pieces, were they nuts (in order of value):

Pawn: Peanut
Bishop: Pecan
Knight: Hazelnut
Rook: Walnut
Queen: Chestnut
King: Macadamia Nut


Johnny // 11:14 PM

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If you have to name your daughter after a type of meat, "Venison" is likely the best choice. "Pork" is probably the worst.


Johnny // 10:13 PM

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Born in spite, from the hell's heart I stab at thee. This is dedicated to the stupidest, most boring person I know.

With malice in Underland.


Johnny // 10:07 PM

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